"Holiday Blues".... Clues
> 12/15/2005 8:07:19 AM

  1. All your Christmas cards came back because you forgot the postage.
  2. It is December 26th and you are just putting up the "Holiday Tree"
  3. You show up to your best friends "Holiday" party the night after they had it.
  4. You get so drunk at the company "Holiday" party that you tell your boss you are sleeping with his wife.
  5. You get into a fist fight with the store Santa because he invited your daughter to sit on his lap.
  6. Your wife tells you that she spoke to your "shrink" today about raising the dosage of your antidepressant.
  7. Your secret santa gifts you a free consult with their psychiatrist.
  8. The "Holiday" wreath is begining to look like a "Holiday" noose.
  9. You've been mixing up your special "Holiday" eggnog of bourbon and ice cubes.
  10. You secretly replaced all the mistletoe in the office with poison ivy.

Comments

Does calling your husband's boss a "jackass" at the company parth fit on this list. Needless to say, I'm no longer invited;) They didn't believe the whole "inibition disorder" thing.
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Posted by: sftr 12/16/2005 8:33:07 AM

I can back up your Inhibition Disorder thing tell them that DSM V has it under consideration ;) Does your husband think he is a jackass.Happy Holidays
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Posted by: William Hapworth M.D. 12/16/2005 7:51:47 AM



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